{"title":"Sorcerer of Bad Examples Merchandise","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"framed-wall-display-of-the-dragons-manservant-dust-jacket-signed-and-numbered","title":"Limited Edition Framed Wall Display of The Dragon's Manservant Dust Jacket - signed and numbered","description":"\u003cp\u003eBib the Sorcerer new adventures begin in \u003cem\u003eThe Dragon's Manservant,\u003c\/em\u003e Book One in the Sorcerer of Bad Examples series.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Dragon's Manservant\u003c\/em\u003e dust jacket was created by the artists at Miblart in Ukraine. The actual size jacket with both front and back flaps has been framed and matted for wall display. It measures 26\" wide by 14.5\" tall, and the front is protected by plastic designed for display.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach display is signed by the author and numbered. No more than 20 will be produced.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis book begins:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe gods didn’t send me to hell. I chose to live there. In fact, I went because the gods didn’t want me there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNobody called it hell. They called it the Dark Lands, where gods can be killed, and I never aged, and both are less fun than they sound. I lived for seventy years in that terrible place, but to be honest, I was the most terrible thing there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe only things worth a damn in the Dark Lands are death and love, and in that respect, they are about like any other place a person could live. Once I made the Dark Lands my home, I killed everyone who arrived there, as I had promised I would. I also lost everybody I loved. So, when I, Bib the sorcerer, call it hell, I am speaking with authority.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bill McCurry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43381580038305,"sku":"Framed Display - DMS","price":109.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0401\/4791\/0817\/files\/frameddms-sharpensmall.png?v=1699200143"}],"url":"https:\/\/bill-mccurry.myshopify.com\/collections\/sorcerer-of-bad-examples-merchandise.oembed","provider":"Bill McCurry","version":"1.0","type":"link"}